Monday, November 3, 2008
Top Ten Things to Never Do With or Without an Ursus Arctos Horriblis.

10. Enforce musical tastes.

9. Host a business luncheon.

8. Play catch with a fresh, vacant-eyed salmon.

7. Go hat shopping.

6. Demonstrate how many lit sparklers you can hold at once.

5. Trim the tree.

4. Cram into a tiny Peugeot and tour the Alps.

3. Spend two semesters writing a seemingly revolutionary dissertation.

2. Handle plutonium.

1. MMORPG

One Response to “Top Ten Things to Never Do With or Without an Ursus Arctos Horriblis.”

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Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

ooh… is this a game?

motor miles on rustic paved glades?
make merry on red, pasteurized gatorade?
mumble melodic orations repeatedly, promising gershwin?
memorize my own rambunctious periodical galavantings?
marry mortimer off responsibly, positively gallantly?
memorialize martha’s only resplendent performance gowns?
motheringly monitor other raccoons, parakeets, & goats?
mercilessly mock other rabid, parasitic giants?

make mention of round, petite girls?

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