Thursday, October 16, 2008
Bad Christmas Card Ideas
Posted by Matt in News

Most of us haven’t even picked out our halloween costumes yet (except for Justin Gerard), but before you know it we’ll be pulling out the Christmas decorations. We have a few Christmas Card designs available for purchase from our store, or if you’re really in the Christmas spirit, you can have one of our guys illustrate a custom card for you. Rather than browsing through generic, lame cards to send out, you could come up with your own card idea. Here are a few ideas I wouldn’t recommend:

1 - Santa misses his alarm on 12/25. Some presents don’t get delivered until 12/26. Millions of children devastated.

2 - Global warming melts the north pole. Santa’s little helpers need temperatures below 32 degrees fahrenheit in order to survive. You know what happens. 

3 - Rudolf breaks his nose while moshing at a Kid Rock concert. Santa loses his way, and accidentally delivers ice skates to kids in Miami. 

Feel free to share any of your own ideas for bad Christmas cards, and maybe next year we’ll come out with a set of cards you can give to people you don’t like. 

2 Responses to “Bad Christmas Card Ideas”

New England Girl comments:
Thursday, October 16th, 2008

That would be “beginNing” on the poster….

Artists…(rolls eyes)…they can’t spell.

From An Editor

Matt comments:
Thursday, October 16th, 2008

Good catch. Sorry about that.

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