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Monday, November 3, 2008
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Top Ten Things to Never Do With or Without an Ursus Arctos Horriblis.
Written by Ben in Top Ten

10. Enforce musical tastes.

9. Host a business luncheon.

8. Play catch with a fresh, vacant-eyed salmon.

7. Go hat shopping.

6. Demonstrate how many lit sparklers you can hold at once.

5. Trim the tree.

4. Cram into a tiny Peugeot and tour the Alps.

3. Spend two semesters writing a seemingly revolutionary dissertation.

2. Handle plutonium.

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