Tuesday, September 4, 2007
Badly in need of our T-shirts
Posted by Zach in News

The other day I spotted an athletic fella in a beret (that’s right, a beret) moseying about inside Barnes and Noble. He had on military pants and a black T-shirt with red block letters. The T-shirt read, “Syphilis Is Nobody’s Fantasy.” I am not making this up.

Now, I’m not arguing with the content of the shirt. Only a person who thrives on antagonism would dare contradict such a statement. It’s pretty much a truism.

But I think I speak for the public when I ask this guy to DO SOME LAUNDRY! Who scrapes around in the bottom of the dresser, pulls out a shirt that says, “Syphilis is Nobody’s Fantasy,” puts it on, looks in the mirror and says, “Yup! That’ll do.” Come on guy! Think inside the box a little.

So, fella, if you happen to be one of the three people who reads this blog, please visit our store. We don’t have any of the venereal disease t-shirts that you seem to like so much, but still, we do have some pretty good shirts. In fact, they’re so good that you can scrape around in your dresser, grab one of our shirts, put it on, look in the mirror and say, “Yup! That’ll do.” And this time, it will do.

http://store.portlandstudios.com

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